WNWA House Show 8/10/07

In action at the Braddock County Coliseum tonight:

Main Event for the World Heavyweight Championship
Ass Butte (C) def. Captain Redneck at 23:32 after Kevin Coleman nailed Redneck with a tire iron while the ref was distracted by "Richard Nixon."

Texas Tag Team Championship
Crummox (C) def. Team Agbor when The Lummox pinned Sam Bash following a Lummox Slam and Cut a Y combo at 21:20.

UN/ACLU Champion The Liberal Librarian and Women's Champion Gail Donnelly def. Jabberjaw and The Guardian in a mixed tag team match when The Lib pinned Jaw following a Cut and Run at 6:43.

Pike def. The Earl of Hurtford following the Shuicide at 18:17.

Seamus Street and Kevin Knox def. The Mennonite Mafia after Samuel Yoder interfered. Yoder and the Mafia nailed Street with a vicious spike piledriver through a wooden table!!

Chi-Town Chris Collins def. Shamookey Sanders by DQ after Erich Edwards attacked Collins with a ladder. Edwards laid a vicious beating on a bloody Collins.

Retro def. Tony Fanuci following the disgusting PedoPile at 4:32. Retro then introduced his new partner, Harlan Newsom who laid the boots to the fallen Fanuci.

Eustus Fraley def. Del Rey Preddy following the Cobra Clutch at 14:24, however Fraley was viciously attacked following the match by Kevin Coleman and the Hill Hoppas. Fraley got on the mic after the beating and said "he'd get his, G*D D*mmit!!"

Triple K def. The Turd by DQ after The Turd attempted to use a WJJ Productions adult toy as a weapon. The weapon appeared to be anal beads, but reports are sketchy.

Obeso def. Skip MacGruder with the Twist of Fat in 2:12. Obeso was then viciously attacked by fATAS.