Braddock news briefs

From The Braddock Times:

Braddock NAACP activists, along with members of the Texas Black Democratic Caucus, have reserved all studio audience tickets for the Thursday morning edition of the OIL TV show "Liberal Morning." It is believed that the groups intend to stage a demonstration against host Gail Donnelly, who is working without her co-host, Joseph Paul Paynter (aka The Liberal Librarian) this week as Paynter prepares to defend himself in court on several drug-related charges. Paynter is out on a $50 bond set by Judge William J. Jennings and is expected to wrestle at the WNWA Wrestling tapings this weekend. Donnelly was recently in a heated argument with "Coach" Truman Marlin, a well-known Braddock barber, wrestling coach, and community activist. It is believed that the protest may be related to that event.

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Rev. Dr. Curtis Lowe was arrested this morning by Braddock Sheriff's Deputies for disturbing the peace, being drunk and disorderly, public drunkenness, and attempting to evade arrest. Lowe was shot in the shoulder as he attempted to elude deputies, and is recovering in the infirmary at the Braddock Prison Farm.

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Gail Donnelly, who is serving as acting manager of An Inconvenient Cafe this week while proprietor Joseph Paynter prepares for court, announces the following events, which are open to the public:

*George Michael Lookalike Contest - Friday night 10pm
*Boy George Lookalike Contest - Saturday night 10pm
*The Rosie O'Donnell Lookalike Contest that was originally scheduled for Thursday night has been postponed until next week, due to problems contestants are having with getting their hair done properly. Tony Fanuci's Toga Party will be held Thursday night at 10pm instead.
*Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie/Lindsay Lohan Lookalike Jail Party - Sunday afternoon at 2pm.
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Braddock County Public Library announces the following staff vacancies, due to recent employee turnover:

*Genealogist for the Texas Collection. No library degree required. Familiarity with city directories and Texas Cash website a plus.

*Needed: 1 cute girl to serve as all-around Girl Friday for Research Department.

*Janitor/Maintainence person. Must be able to lift 80 lbs and sort recyclables.