Braddock News Flash!

Braddock, TX - A melee broke out this morning on live TV. Liberal Morning, a live talk show on OIL TV was the site of a major political protest, as members of the Braddock NAACP, the Texas NAACP, and the Texas Black Democratic Caucus showed up to protest against host Gail Donnelly, who they claimed is a racist. Donnelly recently threatened to sue community leader Truman Marlin, who is an active member of each of the three groups protesting today.

In a surprise move, Braddock Democratic Party leaders, in concert with the Braddock Board of Elections, stripped Ms. Donnelly's membership in the Democratic Party, due to her alleged racism.

Donnelly was clearly upset by this, and her co-host and life partner, Joseph Paul Paynter (who wrestles in the WNWA as The Liberal Librarian) came out to avenge her. Paynter assaulted an audience member, and was himself assaulted, before Marlin put an end to the ruckus by bringing out two of his wrestlers and challenging Paynter to a match.

Details of the match were settled due to intervention by Hillary Clinton, who appeared via satellite hookup. Hillary admonished Paynter and Donnelly for "upsetting the black voters during an election cycle," and Paynter agreed to move Donnelly out of his apartment, and not protest her expulsion from the Democratic Party. Paynter further agreed that he and any one male wreslter of his choosing would meet Truman Marlin's wrestlers Ernest and Amos Moses in a match that would determine whether Paynter would be allowed to remain a Democrat orbe kicked out of the party as well.

Paynter was extremely emotional at seeing Mrs. Clinton, and he commented, "I will be proud to serve my Queen, brother! Hil said I am important to her, and special, dude! You better believe I am going to win that match for Hillary, brother! Whatchu gonna do, when I run wild over you?!?"

Donnelly announced that she was moving in with her good friend Joy Bozkivitz immediately, and that she was founding the Braddock Communist Party, which "will be a haven for all true liberals and not like that sham Democratic Party where they let in southerners and Christians." It is believed that Paynter, should he lose his match and forfeit his Democratic membership, would join the Communist Party as well.