Thursday, November 15, 2007

Son of BCPL Reference Librarian and Braddock Mayoral Candidate Arrested for Possession of Drugs

By Russell Lorrie
The Braddock Times

Ian McCarthy, 18, son of Braddock Mayoral candidate and BCPL librarian Karma McCarthy, was arrested yesterday at South Braddock High School on charges of possession of drugs and drug paraphenalia according to Braddock County Sheriff Fenton Washburn.

Mr. McCarthy, who just recently enrolled at South Braddock High after years of being home schooled by his mother, claims that he was "set-up by Aaron Whitaker `cause that dude's out to get my mom for ratting him out." McCarthy was released on $1,000 bail posted by Tony Fanuci.

When asked about McCarthy's allegations, Whitaker, who is employed at Solie Public Library and does political consulting work, said that "well, we see that young Ian has inherited his mother's sense of paranoia and propensity for drug abuse. Hopefully he didn't inherit her foot fungus and have to wear smelly sandals. I know that Karma has another goofball kid that she home schools in their old hippie stripper van. One of my sources at BCPL tells me that the other snot nose, Alex, refuses to take his final home school test to obtain his diploma. I guess the real world is just too tough for him. Well, how does the old stripper try to deal with that? She goes out and buys the little bastard a laptop. So, now he can sit at home and play on MySpace with his paranoid mommy looking to see what other people may have said about them."

Karma McCarthy was unavailable for comment as she is training for an upcoming WNWA wrestling match and hoping for a promotion to full time status at BCPL after seven years as a part time employee.

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