OP ED piece by Aaron Whitaker, special to The Braddock Times.
In yet another bizarre waste of tax payer's time and resources, BCPL has formed a new group, G.A.S.P., to discuss their upcoming and seemingly never-to-begin expansion project. GASP, which stands for Group Aesthetic Style Planning or some stupid shit like that (if Kelly Millis is involed it probably stands for Gay Ass Shit Plower) is yet another way for BCPL's lazy ass management team to shirk their duties and get fatter by hogging down on doughnuts while pretending to work. That's why Library IT Specialist Joannie Saulright and Operations Manager Inez Mitchell have wide load signs hanging off their ever widening asses. Maybe that's why they named the group GASP, because that's what people do when they see their asses.
Next up, the biggest waste of time and resources on BCPL's calendar: Staff Development Day!!! Let's close the library at noon and eat Subway sandwiches, sit around and gossip and make fun of "that old stripper" Karma (all good as long as it's not done on the Internet) and watch Kelly Millis cry because somebody slighted him or because some old bag retired, or his sister croaked or because "we've had a really trying year." What a crock of shit.
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