In an attempt to lure the temporarily retired Jabberjaw back to take over the Texas Collection from CityD, Kelly Millis has hired a new Texas Collection Librarian.
"We are so pleased to announce the hiring of Master Harry Bates. Master Bates is an expert genealogist and is well-published. He is a very close, personal friend of mine and of Noah Retro, so we are pleased as punch to offer him our favorite position. He will make a great addition to our staff. While he is more than capable of rebuilding our now ruined Texas Collection, I still prefer to have the experience and friendly nature of Jabberjaw to hold the position, hopefully she will return to lead our genealogy collection for several more decades."
CityD and Steven Grant were unavailable for comment. Library Operations Manager Inez Mitchell said that "I could care less if that fat hog comes back to work here. I never liked the lazy, incompetent old bag anyway. I hoped that by getting rid of (Aaron) Whitaker, she would retire, and in turn, force her geeky husband to follow, but she just took a bunch of leave. It was my goal to shut the collection down by allowing The Liberal Librarian to weed the entire collection and then to put that insane CityD in charge, but alas, Kelly wants to bring Thehuts back."
"We are so pleased to announce the hiring of Master Harry Bates. Master Bates is an expert genealogist and is well-published. He is a very close, personal friend of mine and of Noah Retro, so we are pleased as punch to offer him our favorite position. He will make a great addition to our staff. While he is more than capable of rebuilding our now ruined Texas Collection, I still prefer to have the experience and friendly nature of Jabberjaw to hold the position, hopefully she will return to lead our genealogy collection for several more decades."
CityD and Steven Grant were unavailable for comment. Library Operations Manager Inez Mitchell said that "I could care less if that fat hog comes back to work here. I never liked the lazy, incompetent old bag anyway. I hoped that by getting rid of (Aaron) Whitaker, she would retire, and in turn, force her geeky husband to follow, but she just took a bunch of leave. It was my goal to shut the collection down by allowing The Liberal Librarian to weed the entire collection and then to put that insane CityD in charge, but alas, Kelly wants to bring Thehuts back."
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