Dog excrement used in attack on enslaved fatass

By Duncan Eaton
The Braddock Times

Braddock, TX. A gang of "rednecks," one of whom was wearing a "Richard Nixon" mask, smeared dog excrement on Tony Fanuci during a gang attack. The unprovoked ordeal has left the 650 pound victim terrified of walking to the Braddock County Public Library on his own. He was attacked from behind by four or five rednecks as he walked home from BCPL.

Tony Fanuci was walking along Kemellia Ave around 3:30pm when one of the attackers covered his eyes while another held his arms behind his back. A third attacker pulled Fanuci's shorts down and another smeared dog excrement over his lower body. The degrading assault lasted for around a minute before the attackers eventually walked away.

"This is a terrible incident and although Fanuci wasn't injured, he suffered an horrific and humiliating ordeal," said Braddock County Sheriff's Deputy Andrew Young, who added that patrols were being stepped up. The offenders are all described as being between 30 and 50 years and all over 6 ft tall. They were wearing masks and tracksuit bottoms, all grey in color. One of the offenders was wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and shouting obscenities against the "Liberal Librarian" the legal owner and master of Tony Fanuci.

Fanuci later said, "that was the most humiliated I have ever been, and believe me, I know humiliation. I just hope the master isn't too disappointed in me."