LIBTOWN, Tx. (AP) -- Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in the basement laundry room of a Libtown apartment building have led to charges against an enormously obese 42-year-old man.
Authorities say Tony Fanuci was arrested after a woman whose laundry had been soiled in a washer chased him back to his apartment in an adjoining building. Residents also reported finding feces in shoes and boots in an apartment hallway and in washing machines where it soiled a comforter, baby clothes and other items that had to be thrown out.
Fanuci was charged in Libtown Circuit Court yesterday with three counts of disorderly conduct, and three counts of criminal damage to property. Court records showed he also is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Braddock county.
Fanuci told reporters that he was “innocent of deez fukin charges. It wasn’t my ass, it was my roommate da Toid,” said Fanuci. He further noted, “Da noyve of dat guy! I wake up every morning wit shit in my mouth and dat bastid has nuttin betta to do den frame my ass! Why I oughtaaaa...!!”Upon his official plea, Fanuci begged the judge (disbarred former 5th Circuit Court of Appeals justice William J. Jennings) to release him of all charges. He claimed he was innocent. Jennings promptly ordered Fanuci’s confinement and torture for disrupting court. As Tony Fanuci was being hauled away, covered in blood, piss, and fece, an angrily aroused bystander wearing a Hershey’s chocolate outfit played a muted trumpet, while rubbing himself furiously.
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