Thursday, November 6, 2008

Disturbing Transmission Picked up from Ham Radio in Libtown

The Liberal Librarian kicks the TV over and curses violently. He turns to see his minions and cultists staring at him. He grabs the mic and slurrinlgly yells "White Night! White Night!!" and orders everyone to come to the pavilion.

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You didn't have the guts to elect Hillary. You listened to the media and voted for that inexperienced fool. Well, you need someone like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. This is the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you."

The Lib berates Tony Fanuci "You as crazy as your mama!! Goes to show it's in the genes!!"

Judge Jennings interjects: "Hillary's career, like her vagina, smells as bad as that crab meat, Obama's is alive and breathing. You gonna line up with a smelly vagina, Lib?

The Lib: "They can't buy me, you can't buy me... it means fuck all to me! The One may smile and smile and still be a villain."

The Lib then berates Fanuci about his relations with an Obama volunteer. Fanuci: "I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld of the Democrat Party. But when they got him nominated I got real scared. And that's when I got popped. They'll get to you too. They'll destroy you. They're untouchable, man. "

The Lib tells the cultists that "Fundamentally, people are suckers for shit like Obama. But the people don't know shit because they've never been fucked in the ass! But they will be, Obama will destroy this country!

Jennings: You're way out there, boss, taking a crap in the wind, and I for one am not going along on this ride! None of your testimony is gonna hold up in court, Chief. Hell all of you have reputations as low as crocodile piss.

The Turd says, "Well don't let Jennings start sticking his damn nose in this thing! Every time he goes on some fuckin' fact-finding mission, he comes back and just scares the shit out of the Lib! Now I want Fanuci on him night and day, like a fly on shit. Now you control Jennings, and you control Obama."

The Lib: "Who grieves for Hillary's career? Buried in a cheap New York grave under the name "Senator/First Lady"? Nobody. Cause that motherfucker Obama, stole that motherfuckin' election, that's why. Hillary, was gonna be one of the great presidents 'till Obama wrecked it up. (Points at Da Brothas and Rev. Dr. Curtis Lowe) Got these niggas running around askin' for their damn rights and handouts. Why do you think we got all this crime nowadays? He promised those motherfuckers too goddamn much you ask me!!"

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