Pride, TX
A strange, liberal, pseudo-religious separatist group has claimed the delapidated, oil town of Pride, TX as its own, renaming it the Mount Holy Olive Peoples Temple Libtown Agricultural Project, or Libtown for short. The group is headed by a man named Joseph Paul Paynter who calls himself The Liberal Librarian, Bishop Lib, Father and the Messiah among other things. The group's spiritual advisor is the Rev. Dr. Curtis Eldorado Lowe who received his doctor of divinity from the University of Nigeria A&T Online. There are several dozens of refugees from the Braddock County Public Library staff and "customers" as well as others from the WNWA wrestling group called Frustrated Inc.
The group arrived here two days ago in a Toyota Prius limousine that had run out of gas and was being pulled by a nude, effete former library director and a grossly obese man known only as "&%^ slave" as he was called by a creature dressed in a large, brown mascot costume. One person that we recognized was disgraced former 5th Circuit Court Justice William J. Jennings.
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