Judge Jennings Arrested on Child Porn Charges; Thrown off Court; Liberal Librarian and his Minions Flee to Desert

The Braddock Times

Russell Lorrie

Judge William J. Jennings is facing felony child pornography charges for allegedly posting naked photos of his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend on his MySpace page. When contacted by police about the two images, Jennings, 77, balked at removing the pictures of the girl. Warned that he could face jail for publishing images of the minor, Jennings told an investigator, "Fuck that, I am keeping them up," according to a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Braddock County Circuit Court.

Jennings, pictured in the mug shot below, told cops that he posted the photos last week "because he was venting." The cell phone camera photos had been taken by the girl, who provided them to Jennings. Along with posting the photos, Jennings added explicit captions like, "Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!" While claiming that his goal was not to harm the girl, Jennings acknowledged that, "he probably should not have done this," according to the May 20 court filing. Along with the child porn count, Jennings was charged with defamation and sexual exploitation of a child.

The MySpace page showed two nude images of a female. The first was full frontal nudity of a white, strawberry blonde-haired female and the second was the buttocks, anus and vagina of a female. The caption read "Yo tell me this bitch desurves this!!!!!!! This is KP yall [sic]! You u [sic] see how big her hole is! It's from me! SM gets my leftover's to [sic] bad she fucked."

Jennings was taken away in handcuffs and screamed that "Hillary will take care of this shit!" Unfortunately for Jennings, Clinton had earlier conceded to Barack Obama.

The Liberal Librarian was shown the video of Jennings' arrest on an episode of WNWA Wrestling and stood in stunned silence and gulped noticeably as Jennings was taken away. He then engaged in a profanity laced tirade before gathering a band of refugees from Braddock County Public Library, Mount Holy Olive Peoples Temple, An Inconvenient Cafe and Frustrated Inc. and headed to a place in West Texas that he called the Libtown Peoples Temple Agricultural Project.