Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Lib on "60 Minutes"

This excerpt was taken from a recent interview between Lesley Stahland and the Liberal Librarian on 60 Minutes.

"My dear Lesley [Stahl], the last several weeks I have been bannedfrom my homeland, brother, Braddock, Texas, dude. I was parted frommy beloved Thunderlipps, jack, never to see him again. Why? Because Isuggested to use the atomic elements for producing super-leftwingbeings, beings of unimaginable liberalism, dude. I was classed as amadman, a charlatan, outlawed in the world of libs which hadpreviously honoured me as a genius. Now here in this Science-forsakendesert hell I have proved that I am right, brother! No, Lesley Stahl,it is no laughing matter ... Home? I have no home. Hunted! Despised!Living like an animal. The desert is my home. Now, I will show theworld I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, arace of atomic super-liberals which will conquer the world, brother!!"Whatcha gonna do....???!!!"

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