July 25, 2008
DALLAS -- A former Braddock man (now residing in the separatist compound Libtown) who held up a KrakBurger at gunpoint in 2007 is now promoting the restaurant's signature sandwich in song.
Antonio "Da Crunk" Davis is among five finalists in the fast food chain's contest for a new jingle promoting the new "Big-Ass GreasyMeat-Slab." Da Crunk was arrested on Memorial Day 2007 for the holdup. He served 12 days in the Braddock County Prison Farm, where he became interested in making music for companies that he has robbed. This light sentence was attributed to a ruling by now disgraced former Chief Justice William J. Jennings.
The 29-year-old Da Crunk says he was up front with contest officials about his past when applying for the MySpace.com/BigAssGreaseSlab competition.
"I tolt dem abowt my krimz, Gee! I sait dat i luvs me sum 'Big-Ass Greasy Meat-slabs' and I got a song fo' it."
The public has until Sunday to vote. The winner gets a trip to LosAngeles and their song featured in a national KrakBurger ad.
Da Crunk's song
I need a big-ass boiga and hold the lettuce and all dat shit
Don't klown, I like a white ho who's down on da brown
We be up in this drive troo
I needs to pa'k my ca' I gots to go doo-doo
I gots a kraving for dat shitty food when I smokes my blunts
I dawnt want to eat no greezy blak kunts
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Urange sota my brother
Another for my ho dat's yo mother
Double double super size da frize
And tonight I be in yo mom's levi's...
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