Braddock, TX
A fast-food cook and Dallas Cowboys fan has been accused of shitting on a hamburger ordered by a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire.
Braddock County sheriff's deputies say the 41-year-old customer, Tony Fanuci, was with a pet monkey at the Braddock-area eatery last Saturday. He reportedly traded remarks with an employee about Super Bowl XIII in which the Cowboys lost in controversial fashion to the Steelers.
When the customer opened his food container, he says there was shit on the burger. He demanded a refund and called the fast-foot outlet's district manager.
The manager told deputies a 24-year-old man might be responsible. The next day, deputies went to his house and smelled marijuana. The man was released after being booked for investigation of fourth-degree assault and possession of marijuana.
Fanuci said that he would like to get his hands on the cook: "Oh, a wise guy eh? Why I oughta...How dare that bastid take a dump on my boiga. I can't help that he couldn't take it when I gave his ass da bidness because my beloved Pissboigh Steelas beat his team, the noive of that guy!!"
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