Wrestler charged with drunk driving, crashing into yard of "hovel"

BRADDOCK, TX -- A Braddock man accused of drunkenly driving into a yard was found after sheriff's deputies followed a smelly trail of feces footprints. Police said 42-year-old Jonathan Oliver Blair III drove his Chocolate Brown Prius on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of Billy Overman, the owner of 'DVD's "R" Us'.

Apparently, Blair stepped out of the vehicle, then stumbled to the bushes. Once there he vomited and defecated. When police arrived, they found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car - and a fresh shoe print in a pile of steaming feces. Following an odoriferous trail down the street, Braddock Deputy Dale Fraley noticed at first what looked to be a "giant Turd" in the ditch. Upon closer inspection, it was a man in a Turd costume who was passed-out. The officer noticed the smell of alcholic vomit covering the costume and the evidence of poop all over his shoes. Jonathan Oliver Blair III was charged with driving while impaired and property damage.