The Liberal Librarian Causes a Stir in Braddock Store

Braddock, TX - No stranger to crazy behavior, The Liberal Librarian's
shocking antics continued on a recent trip to a Braddock clothing
store, where The Lib emerged from the fitting room - stark naked.

Accompanied by his minion "The Turd", the duo disappeared into the
dressing room, spending nearly an hour making "strange" noises.

The 35-year-old WNWA World Champion shocked the saleswoman in the
shop, who made an attempt to cover him up, but was faced with a litany
of abuse.

The shop assistant told the Braddock Times: "I was blown away. The
Lib's private parts were right in front of me!"

"I grabbed a dress to cover him and he screamed, 'Get away from me!
Don't you f***ing come near me!'" says the employee.

"Then he disappeared in the dressing room with "The Turd" for 45
minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When the Lib and the Turd finally emerged, the Lib mumbled something
unintelligible.

"I couldn't understand a word he was saying. He was slurring and
spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee.

"His face was covered with cold sores and acne, and his scalp was
patchy. I wanted to help him, but he was so mean that I left him
alone. Then he muttered, 'F**k you!' and left the store."