Friday, July 27, 2007

WNWA Rumors 7/27/07

WNWA Rumors

Gail Donnelly calls for volunteers to join the demonstration she is staging at Braddock Library to protest the racial profiling and unfair arrest of Shitifa Moore at the Braddock Wal-Mart. Donnelly notes that many members of Frustrated Inc. will participate in the protest and sign autographs for their adoring fans. She wants to be sure fans don't go out to the Braddock County Prison Farm to protest because, "last time we protested out there, the sheriff's deputies opened fire on our ranks. A lot of us got shot, and then that Fascist Washburn had the gall to bill all of us for the price of the county ammunition they used to shoot at us. So we are protesting at a friendlier venue this time - the library, which is a haven for free speech." Residents of area homeless shelters are encouraged to apply for paying jobs at this event.

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Truman Marlin and T. Diana Belle-Little are organizing a "Take Back Our Streets" march for next weekend. Marlin states that they want to rid their neighborhoods of drugs, crime, and "white folks living in FEMA trailers that rightly belong to the victims of Hurricane Katrina."

It's a busy time for Braddock County activists.

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The Liberal Librarian reports that someone has stolen his life-sized poster of Chelsea Clinton from his office at the library. He suspects a recently unemployed co-worker may be to blame for this crime, and worries where Chelsea will end up.

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Yeti requests that homeless guys please stop lying around on the grass outside the library. Dale Taylor is forcing him to drive an 18-wheeler Peterbilt to and from work each day, and to park it on the grass instead of in the lot. He would be distraught if he accidentally ran over and killed a sleeping vagrant.

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