Inspection Cites Library Cafe for Keeping Bread in Bathroom

Braddock, TX -- The Braddock Times discovered a popular local restaurant that's accused of storing food on the floor inside the men's restroom. The food that was left on the floor in the restroom was just one of several critical violations health inspectors found at An Inconvenient Cafe and GLBT Lingerie Bar.

Employees at An Inconvenient Cafe located inside the Braddock County Public Library apparently decided it was okay to store buns for their sandwiches inside a not-so-clean men's room on the third floor of the library. Tuesday, it appeared they had changed the policy, but not before racking up a dozen health code violations. "The bread was stacked sky high to the ceiling, plus it was only about12 inches from the men's commode... Honestly, I don't see any problem" said 'satisfied customer' and BCPL Director Kelly Millis.

An Inconvenient Cafe goes through a lot of tofu buns. It's hard to even think about what might happen to those buns in a tiny, smelly and dirty bathroom that has walls and stalls covered with urine, smeared feces and an incredible amount of dried semen.

Another less than satisfied customer told The Braddock Times he didn't like the manager's (Jonathan Oliver Blair) reaction to his complaint about the bread box-bathroom stall combination. "I told de manager, 'ye got de bread in de men's restroom.' He got angry with me. He got T'd off and he farted," said Frank Childers. Health officials didn't settle for that solution, forcing the store to throw away all of it. Unfortunately, they don't know how long An Inconvenient Cafe kept both bread and cups in the despoiled bathroom that was covered in excrement and other "sticky" waste.

An unidentified employee denied the bathroom-food storage system. "Were you guys storing bread in there?" The Braddock Times reporter Russel Lorrie asked. "No way, dude! My minions only use the freshest and cleanest stuff to make the shit in this restaurant, brother!" the employee replied. That employee and the bread delivery man seemed perplexed about where the bread should go Tuesday as The Braddock Times reporters looked on. They finally took it inside the kitchen.

"Do you ever see them put the bread you bring in the bathroom?"Lorrie asked the delivery man.

"Soytenly," he said.

In all, An Inconvenient Cafe was cited for a dozen violations, including nine "critical" violations. They were for things like storing food on the floor and having a faulty water treatment system. The manager would not come out and talk Tuesday and no one called back from Library Administration for comment. An unidentified librarian said they were in shock over a part-time Librarian I turning in her notice earlier in the day, the second member of GRS to quit in the past two months and the 15th in three years. However, after these violations, Judge William J. Jennings of the Superior Court had the food inspector's license revoked, and all of his citations in the last 6 months removed.