Braddock, TX (The Braddock Times) - Its full title is 'A sanctuary where one can solve one's fecal fouls' but the reality is more basic - it's a house shaped like a toilet.
The large-scale toliet under construction in Braddock, Texas is opening to the public next month.
But visitors will have to be pretty flush to use this convenience.
It's being offered as a fun place to stay at a whopping $50,000 a night.
The cash will go to the Hillary Clinton campaign, whose mission is to bring crap to poor people by stealing the American middle class's shit.
"About 99 per cent of the world's population live in squalor. I thought about ways to help them and decided to help Hillary Clinton. This house is a symbol of the excrement that is Hillary Clinton," says Jonathan Oliver Blair, III, Chairman of the Liberal Librarian fan club. Blair, who wrestles as The Turd, went on to explain that calling someone excrement is the greatest compliment he can give.
What's normally referred to as the smallest room in this case will feature four deluxe rest rooms.
"By electing Hillary, global sanitation troubles will receive a much needed Cleveland Steamer" says Blair.
I thought that was the new Solie branch liberry.
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