Braddock County Superior Court Justice William J. Jennings' Sick Nazi Orgy With Five Hookers

Braddock, TX - Braddock County’s most powerful man, Judge William J. Jennings, plays a concentration camp commandant in a FIVE-HOUR torture chamber video.

Jennings is seen barking orders in German as he WHIPS two hookers dressed in striped uniforms reminiscent of AUSCHWITZ garb while girls in Nazi uniforms look on. One of the hookers whipped by Jennings is Shitifa Moore, more popularly known as Ms. Shitifa, a personality of the local World Net Wrestling Alliance (WNWA) which airs on OIL TV.

The shock report comes from The Braddock Times, which claims to have the video of Jennings. It claims the multi-millionaire son of Adolf Hitler sympathizer and notorious SS Agent, Friedrich Von Giennigs, engaged in unthinkable acts with the local femme fatales, some of whom are under the legal age of 18. At one point the wrinkled 63-year-old—who publicly likes to give the impression he has put his father's evil legacy behind him—yells "this black slut needs more of ze punishment!" while brandishing a LEATHER STRAP over Ms. Shitifa’s bare ass. Then the lashes rain down as Jennings counts them out in German: "Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Fünf! Sechs!"

In the midst of one beating, a panting, yet angrily aroused, Jennings watches one hooker take off her Nazi uniform. Of this incident, Shitifa Moore later responded, "I do luv me some freaky deaky shit! Da Juge be a goot custama, he pay my ass da cash!! Fool!!"

Before hammering away at the girls Jennings plays a cowering death camp inmate himself, having his GENITALS inspected and his hair searched for head LICE. Then, head bowed and tied up in chains, he is interrogated by a dominatrix before being chained up and LASHED so hard over a TORTURE BENCH that he WHIMPERS for mercy and has to have a wound dressing put on his backside.

The incident was bound to send shockwaves throughout most of Texas. The Braddock Times reports that last month the Democratic Party of Texas hit the headlines when they announced a crackdown on racism in the judicial system when a black man, a habitual felon, was sentenced to 2 months in prison for severely beating a police officer, which was caught on video tape. The Dem’s argued that the beating fell under the laws of Freedom of Speech. Therefore, the black man’s rights were violated and he deserved no jail time. But on Friday, the only ‘crackdowns' Jennings was interested in were on bare buttocks...including his own.

Judge William J. Jennings is currently serving his fourth term as Chief Justice of the Superior Court in Braddock County, Texas. From an early age Jennings was involved in politics; in his teens he arranged social activities for local labor unions in New York City—such as gambling, prostitution, and illegal drug use. However, the association of his surname with Fascism has according to Jennigns, stopped him from becoming “Emperor of America—so far.”

Close associate of Jennings, legal slave Tony Fanuci noted, "Boy dat Judge sure likes to have his ass humiliated. At least he ain't foiced to eat ass jelly out of Shitifa's chedder cheese smelling snatch like I yam. woo, woo, woo, wwoooooo....!!"

Texas man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

(East Earl, PA - East Earl Register) -- Police say a man from Braddock County, Texas who was in town campaigning for Hillary Clinton was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. East Earl Township Police Captain Mike Miller says Jonathan Oliver Blair III, 43, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m.and noon having sex with a picnic table near Shady Maple RV. What makes this a felony, Miller says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Blair.

The informant -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Blair walk out onto the deck of the newly opened An Inconvenient Bed & Breakfast, wearing a "Turd" costume, then disrobe. Then Blair stood a round metal table on its side and used the hole for the umbrella in the table to have sexual intercourse with it. "In the video we had, he was completely nude. He used the hole from the umbrella and had sex with the table," Miller says.

Police say Blair admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. Blair, in a weird, aroused state, exclaimed to The Register that the picnic table was covered in bird excrement and "was begging for my warm spooge."

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Miller explains. Blair's friends did not want to talk with us, but neighbors next to An Inconvenient Bed & Breakfast sure did. Some are not happy Blair was released on his own recognizance. Some neighbors wish police would simply close the establishment down. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Miller says.

Upon being questioned by The Register Blair smugly responded that "the master's friend, Judge Jennings has friends around these redneck parts" and he simply walked away followed by an overwhelming rotting stench.